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2.03s"ts pizza's fault I'm fat."
2.97s"Oh, I'll stop sucking... later."
2.43sCome here. Give me your hand. ts okay.
2.37sWhoa! Thank you, teacher!
1.76s
2.53sYou see this watch?
2.83sts jammed with so manyjewels, the hands cant move.
0sWhat kind of watch do you have?
3.8sUh, well, I drew it on.
0.99sSee?
1.61sUh-huh. You see that car out there?
1.93sThat's a Bentley Mark XII.
2.16sThey gave one to me, one to Steven Spielberg...
1.83sthen they shot the guy who made it.
0sOoh.
1.83sI'd hate to be in that union.
2.8sFriends, there's a force that runs through the universe.
2.7sWe used to call that force "God."
4.73sWe now call it... Megatronics: The 48 77ps to Corporate Success!
0sMmm.
2.16sThere.
1.63sOoh! Published by Kinko’s.
0sDo you want to be the ultimate you?
2.37sYes!
2.9sDo you want to yodel at the top of the corporate mountain!
0.4sYes!
2.99sWill you write me a check made out to cash?