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2.27sThank you. Thank you.
2.3sJohnny Muldoon, ladies and gentlemen.
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3.15sI was born in a little town called quahog.
2.07sWe love you, Lois! Whoo!
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2.1sLet me finish the story, fellas.
2.22sYou don't want to be up all night.
1.48sOr do you?
1.3s"Or do you?"
1.93sShe's a smokin' little pistol, isn't she?
0.93sAre you a woman?
1.02sNo.
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2.64sMy house arrest is over, Brian. Round up the guys.
2.97sNow that I'm a free man, we can do anything we want.
1.67sThe guys only want to do one thing.
1.97sAnd that's ogle your wife.
2.3sIf Lois were my woman, I'd keep an eye on her.
1.6sThen again, I'm the jealous type.
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3.3sWow! Lois Griffin! I love your act. Nice melons.