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2.22sI've broken my pencil!
2.39sI have a Barney pen in my purse.
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2.53sYou are spectacular!
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1.83sChris, what are you doing here?
2.63sSorry, Mom. I'm gonna need to see some I.D.
1.92sChris, go to your room!
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1sHello, Mother.
4.55sCare to partake in one of your oh-so-exhilarating games of peekaboo?
2.85sOh, my God! My baby is drunk!
1.12sNo, I'm not!
1.75sHim. Yeah. He's a real lightweight.
2.77sMeg, take Stewie upstairs.
2.53sShow me the way to go home Everybody!
2.67sI'm tired and I want to go to bed Just the women!
2sPeter, in the 17 years that we've been married
1.7sI have never been as angry as I...
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2.03sWhat is my piano doing down here?