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1.6sI can't believe I punched a woman.
1.1sA pregnant woman.
1.63sI just hope she accepts my peace offering.
1.33sI sent her a little something for the baby.
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2.92sI would've brought it over myself if I wasn't under house arrest.
3.29sYou're just fortunate this is your first offense, Peter.
3.82sNo kiddin'. Could've been a lot worse if the cops knew about the other times I broke the law.
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1.87sAnd there was that time I took a whiz in public.
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1.47sAnd that time I snuck into Wimbledon.
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2.47sHa. Me and Cleveland are gonna "amscray."
2.12sWait, w-Wait. You guys can't leave me here alone.
1.27sWhy don't you come with us?
1.47sI can't leave the premises.
1.6sThey're monitoring my every move.
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1.37sI gotta gEt ouT of hERe!
1.23sI gotta get out of here!
1.8sThere's my little house husband.
2.45sIt's been so wonderful having you home all week.
3.27sThanks, honey. But honestly I dunno how you stand bein' in the house all day.
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