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1.35sThat's it!
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1.92sWay to go, Dad!
1.58sYou hit my mom!
1.12sNo, I hit your dad.
1.75sStand back. Give her some air.
1.6sYou mean, "Give him some air."
2.13sCall an ambulance. She's going into labor.
1.88sYou mean, "He's going into labor."
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1.2sWhoops.
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1.6sI can't believe I punched a woman.
1.1sA pregnant woman.
1.63sI just hope she accepts my peace offering.
1.33sI sent her a little something for the baby.
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2.92sI would've brought it over myself if I wasn't under house arrest.
3.29sYou're just fortunate this is your first offense, Peter.
3.82sNo kiddin'. Could've been a lot worse if the cops knew about the other times I broke the law.
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1.87sAnd there was that time I took a whiz in public.
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1.47sAnd that time I snuck into Wimbledon.
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2.47sHa. Me and Cleveland are gonna "amscray."