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3.95sOk. I'm sorry your kid's a brain dead stinking blue cheese feta!
1.92sWay to go, Dad!
1.58sYou hit my mom!
1.12sNo, I hit your dad.
1.75sStand back. Give her some air.
1.6sYou mean, "Give him some air."
2.13sCall an ambulance. She's going into labor.
1.88sYou mean, "He's going into labor."
1.6sI can't believe I punched a woman.
1.1sA pregnant woman.
1.63sI just hope she accepts my peace offering.
1.33sI sent her a little something for the baby.
2.92sI would've brought it over myself if I wasn't under house arrest.
3.29sYou're just fortunate this is your first offense, Peter.
3.82sNo kiddin'. Could've been a lot worse if the cops knew about the other times I broke the law.
1.87sAnd there was that time I took a whiz in public.
1.47sAnd that time I snuck into Wimbledon.