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3.89sDaddy loves you! I mean in a platonic way. I'm married.
3.17sHand ball! Penalty kick, blue!
1.77sThat's the 10th time today!
1.25sNice grab, orca.
4.05sGet Moby Dick off the field before he burps up a license plate!
1.87sEasy, fella. That's my kid.
3.95sOk. I'm sorry your kid's a brain dead stinking blue cheese feta!
1.92sWay to go, Dad!
1.58sYou hit my mom!
1.12sNo, I hit your dad.
1.75sStand back. Give her some air.
1.6sYou mean, "Give him some air."
2.13sCall an ambulance. She's going into labor.
1.88sYou mean, "He's going into labor."
1.6sI can't believe I punched a woman.
1.1sA pregnant woman.
1.63sI just hope she accepts my peace offering.