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4.05sGet Moby Dick off the field before he burps up a license plate!
1.87sEasy, fella. That's my kid.
1.1sNow apologize.
3.95sOk. I'm sorry your kid's a brain dead stinking blue cheese feta!
1.35sThat's it!
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1.92sWay to go, Dad!
1.58sYou hit my mom!
1.12sNo, I hit your dad.
1.75sStand back. Give her some air.
1.6sYou mean, "Give him some air."
2.13sCall an ambulance. She's going into labor.
1.88sYou mean, "He's going into labor."
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1.2sWhoops.
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1.6sI can't believe I punched a woman.
1.1sA pregnant woman.
1.63sI just hope she accepts my peace offering.
1.33sI sent her a little something for the baby.
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2.92sI would've brought it over myself if I wasn't under house arrest.
3.29sYou're just fortunate this is your first offense, Peter.