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4.85sJeez, Lois. I spent all morning on a boat with my friends drinking beer, telling jokes, and screwing around.
1.47sHow about a little me time?
2.37sHoney, I'm begging you. Drop Chris off at his soccer game
0.92sand come right home.
3.44sI need you to look after Stewie while I'm teaching piano lessons, please!
1.72sAll right! All right!
1.67sHeh. You know I spoil you.
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1.42sThanks for the ride, Dad.
2.07sAll right. Have fun, Chris.
1.1sHey, Petey!
1.25sQuagmire? What are you doing here?
2.15soh, you know, Soccer moms!
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1.43sAll right.
2.57sI'd like to hang around with you. But Lois needs me at home.
2.07sI got bEER.
2.47sBoo, Lois! Yay, beer!
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1.23sshh, shh, shh.
1.57sIt's ok, Stewie.
1.89sWhere the hell's Peter?
4.75sThat was good, Reuben. Now play Brahms' Lullaby.
8.52sLullaby and good night Enough! The only thing worse than the wretched pain in my mouth is the excrement spewing from yours!