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12.28sIt seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on T.V. But where are those good, old-fashioned values on which we used to rely?
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3.22sLucky there's a family guy
3.2sLucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
1.92sall the things that make us
1.32slaugh 'n' cry
5.5sHe's a family guy
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0.93saah!
0.95sBlast you, woman!
1.45sAwake from your damnable reverie!
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2sHoney, I'm doing the dishes.
3.94sA thousand pardons for disrupting your flatware sanitation ritual.
1.72sBut you see, I'm in searing pain!
1.88sYou're just teething, Stewie.
2.35sIt's a normal part of a baby's life.
2.2sVery well then, I order you to kill me at once!