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1sHello, Mother.
4.55sCare to partake in one of your oh-so-exhilarating games of peekaboo?
2.85sOh, my God! My baby is drunk!
1.12sNo, I'm not!
1.75sHim. Yeah. He's a real lightweight.
2.77sMeg, take Stewie upstairs.
2.53sShow me the way to go home Everybody!
2.67sI'm tired and I want to go to bed Just the women!
2sPeter, in the 17 years that we've been married
1.7sI have never been as angry as I...
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2.03sWhat is my piano doing down here?
2.9sIt was supposed to be a clam cake buffet, but...
1.15sNever mind.
1sThat does it, Peter.
2.13sEither this bar goes or I do!
3.67sLois, honEy, I haven't even told you the other reason your piano's down here.
2.92sI wanted you to play it.
2.02sYou know, Like it was an instrument.
1.99sI'm telling you the truth. Right, guys?