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1.78sThis is why you missed our dinner?
1.75sTo make a bar for your friends?
1.13sYeah, isn't it great?
1.94sOh, boy, I feel just like Tim Allen.
2.1sI build stuff and I have a criminal record.
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2.2sOk, guys. I got another one.
3.22sWhat's the difference between pornography and art?
1.43sHere it comes.
1.82sA government grant.
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2.24sPeter, you are in the zone.
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3.65sHey, honey, You know those little clam cakes you make whenever we have company?
1.63sI need about a dozen.
1.84sActually, better make it like 600.
1.98sThat's it, Peter! I'm not a servant.
2.74sAnd I'm through taking care of you and your bar buddies!
3.54sJeez. Where the hell did that come from?
2.8sWatch the kids. I'm taking a hot bath.
2.54sPut me down, you blunderbuss!
2.02sHe's a little cranky from teething.
1.5sAh, I can fix that.
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1.23sGood God, man!
3.9sOne can only imagine what foul regions that finger has erstwhile probed!