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0.93sAre you a woman?
1.02sNo.
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2.64sMy house arrest is over, Brian. Round up the guys.
2.97sNow that I'm a free man, we can do anything we want.
1.67sThe guys only want to do one thing.
1.97sAnd that's ogle your wife.
2.3sIf Lois were my woman, I'd keep an eye on her.
1.6sThen again, I'm the jealous type.
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3.3sWow! Lois Griffin! I love your act. Nice melons.
1.32sListen, pal--
1.52sPeter, I'm holding melons.
1.28sOh.
0.8sAnd her hooters ain't bad either!
1.43sNow hang on a second there!
2.22sPeter, I'm holding hooters.
0.82sSorry.
1.43sNo problem.
1.25sYour wife's hoT!
2sThat's it! Lois, Your singing days are over.
2.32sFor god's sake. If I wanted to marry Lola Falana, I would have.
3.45sLook, Lola. This whole thing is just going way too fast for me.
1.8sFor the last time, I'm not Lola!
1.48sI'm Leslie Uggams!
3.07sPeter, having me sing was your idea in the first place.
2.22sHey, I just wanted to keep my bar.
3.07sI built that thing so my friends would come to see me, not you.