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3.45sThis show contains adult content and is brought to you by the letter "H".
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1.63sAh, Hello?
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2.25sSon of a bitch. I'm on my way.
3.64sSome poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
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2.45sBert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
3.45sWell, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the damn bed!
1.78sBert, you're shouting again, Bert!
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2.5sI know you can't understand what I'm going through.
2.94sAll the stuff that makes you happy like cooking and cleaning,
2.3sis right in the house just waiting for you.
2.23sYou are one lucky-- Ah-ah, Stop now.
2.65sPeter, I don't do those things because I enjoy them.
2.52sI do them because I love my family.