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2.77sJewish guy and a Chinese guy walk into a bar.
2.25sAnd there's a naked priest sitting there. And he...
1.35sOh, sorry, Father.
1.2sNo, I've heard them all.
2.05sOh, Look at the time.
3.94sI promised Loretta I was gonna trim the hedges and be tender with her.
1.12sBelieve me, Cleveland.
2.1sOur wives need some time off as much as we do.
3.9sThis is when Lois does all those little things that women like to do.
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2.08sI'll be on your bed. No calls.
1.37sHey, Lois.
2.3sI know, You've been busy all day. So I took care of dinner.
1.53sReally?
2.3sAll you gotta do is gut it, clean it, scale it, and cook it.
1.45sMm-uah.
1.93sPeter, I spent all morning cleaning up the house.
2.9sAnd in 5 seconds, you turn it into low tide at the pier.
2.67sJeez. I'm sorry, honey. I'd help you clean it up.
2.47sBut you know how lousy I am with housework.