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1.3sHow was the wedding, Bender?
1.95sSays who? I didn't witness anything!
3.97sIn entertainment news, two-time Oscar pool winner, Calculon,
3.54swas brutally clamped yesterday by an unknown assailant.
1.2sPoor Calculon.
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1.83sAll right, Amy, you win!
1.67sThe mob did it.
3.12sI saw the whole thing while also having hot sex with the Donbot's daughter.
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3.85s(SOBBING) I'm scared and great at sex.
5.19sBender, you need to go to the police and tell them a tastefully edited version of what you just said.
2.32sWhat, and have the Mafia come after me, too?
3.42sNo way. This secret goes to my grave.
6.36sThe Bureau is offering anyone with information about this gangland-style clamping a $50 reward.
1.08sBENDER: Ooh! Ooh!
4.02sAnd then Calculon said, "No, no. No!"
2.4sAnd then I ate some excellent meatballs.