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1.65sNo, no.
1.03sLine?
1.85sNo!
4.92s(CLANGING) Yeah, Daddy hates welchers.
2.54sThe only thing he hates worse is witnesses.
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1.63sAnd guys who mess around with his daughters.
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2.42sAnd attempt to duplicate his meatball recipe.
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1.3sHow was the wedding, Bender?
1.95sSays who? I didn't witness anything!
3.97sIn entertainment news, two-time Oscar pool winner, Calculon,
3.54swas brutally clamped yesterday by an unknown assailant.
1.2sPoor Calculon.
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1.83sAll right, Amy, you win!
1.67sThe mob did it.
3.12sI saw the whole thing while also having hot sex with the Donbot's daughter.
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3.85s(SOBBING) I'm scared and great at sex.
5.19sBender, you need to go to the police and tell them a tastefully edited version of what you just said.