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5.24sthat you are slandering this innocent Mafioso to distract from your own felonious past,
4.8sincluding a crime you made up yourself called "burgle-arson-arceny"?
4sThat's a wholly owned trademark of Rodriguez Crime Concepts, Inc.
2.27sBesides, I'm not on trial here.
2.54sThat's true. You're on trial in Courtroom Three.
1.82s
3.59sYou are charged with two counts of burgle-arson-arceny.
1.07sHow do you plead?
1.57sNot inno-guilty-cent.
2.49s
2.89sBENDER: And then the Donbot said, "Sorry, Calculon,"
2.6sand then Calculon said, "No!"
3.27s
1.67sI think we've heard enough.
3.04sWait, I'm not finished. "O!" Now I'm finished.
2.72sYour Honor, the prosecution roosts.
1s(SQUAWKS)
5.44s
2.03sHave you reached a verdict?
1.08sIndeed.
2.62sAfter a steamy 12-way deliberation,
1.68swe find the accused guilty as...