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1.92s(LAUGHS) Billy West?
2.25sWhat a stupid, phony, made-up name.
4.57sYou city folk are probably hungry from premarital sex and flag-burning.
1.93sY'all wanna stay for supper?
3.5sWell, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex on a burning flag,
1.6sbut I could have a bite.
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4.6sMay I present my beautiful robot wife, the Crushinator.
2.47sShe's serving up the dinner and the charm.
1.94sMashed chicken, Mr. Fry?
1.1sSure.
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2.75sSo, Billy, where were you born?
2.07sRight here in Moon country.
2.07sAnd how long have you been a farmer?
2.02sReckon I was born a farmer.
2.62sFolks say my mama was a hoe.
3.65sOh, dear, I seem to have warped my fork.
2.79sCould you bend it back for me, Billy?
2.15sBend it? I can't even lift it.
4.25sWhich is weird, seeing as how my daddy was a forklift.