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4.14sI'll get our letter so wet, the ink'll run, and no one will be able to read it.
2.67sYeah, but don't other people have mail in there ?
2.6sSo a few people won't get a few letters ! Boo-hoo !
1.94sYou know the kind of letters people write.
4.24s"Dear somebody you never heard of: "How is so-and-so ? Blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah-blah.
1.57sYours truly, some bozo."
1.7sBig loss.
2.67sNow, Bart, you keep an eye out for the mailman.
2.83sjust give me some kind of signal. Dad, the mailman's here.
2.8sThat's a good one. We'll use that. No, I mean the mailman's here !
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2.67sDear God ! Are you planning to water the mail ?
2.6sUh-- Uh, I guess it wouldn't do any good to run,
3s'cause you're a mail lady, and you know my name and address and everything, huh ?
2.84sThat's right. Well, I'm still gonna run !
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2.23sI want the whole world to hear the story...
3.07sof my harrowing struggle with hypohemia.
3.07sWell, sir, Mr. Roman is one of the finest ghostwriters in the business.
1.9sHe's written, Like Hell I Can't,
2.85sUp FroM the Muck, the Unsinkable Sadruddin Mahbaradad.
3.52sExcellent. All right, all right. First question.
2.39sHave you slept with anyone famous ?