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2.8sThis is some way to show your gratitude !
2.64sNo gold, no diamonds, no rubies !
2.04sNot even a lousy card !
3.67sWait. There was a card. That's what got me so mad in the first place !
2.54sHomer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
2.8sYou do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand.
2.74sMarge, you're my wife, and I love you very much,
2.64sbut you're living in a world of make-believe,
2.4swith flowers and bells and leprechauns...
2.04sand magic frogs with funny little hats.
1.8s- Yeah, Mom, we got hosed !
- Bart !
2.64sWe got exactly what we wanted out of this.
2.37sWe gave an old man a second chance.
4.47sI promised my boy one simple thing: lots of riches.
2.37sAnd that man broke my promise.
2.37sWell, I've had it ! Bart, take a letter !
6.44sDear Mr. Burns: I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood,