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3.2sYes, Dad.
3.64sIt's a little thin, but that's okay. It could be a check.
2sAll right, there's no check.
2sjust a card, but don't panic.
3.9sI'm sure it tells us what we're getting and where we can pick it up.
2.47s"Dear Bart, Thank you kindly for the blood.
2.3sYours truly, Montgomery Burns."
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2.1sDoh ! It's just a card !
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2.8sThis is some way to show your gratitude !
2.64sNo gold, no diamonds, no rubies !
2.04sNot even a lousy card !
3.67sWait. There was a card. That's what got me so mad in the first place !
2.54sHomer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
2.8sYou do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand.
2.74sMarge, you're my wife, and I love you very much,
2.64sbut you're living in a world of make-believe,
2.4swith flowers and bells and leprechauns...
2.04sand magic frogs with funny little hats.
1.8s- Yeah, Mom, we got hosed ! - Bart !
2.64sWe got exactly what we wanted out of this.
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