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1.9sand I'll... die in a gutter.
2.43sIt's practical and within our means.
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1.9sThey always told me I was gonna destroy the family,
2sbut I never believed it.
2.2sThat's okay, Bart. Nobody really believed it.
1.87sWe were just trying to scare you.
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1.9s- You know Homer Simpson ? - Yeah, nice guy.
0.47sPlay poker with him once in a while.
2.03sMm-hmm.
1.94sWe, uh, need him beaten up.
0.37sYou got it. What is it ?
2.27sWait ! Uh--
1.27s
2.23s- Nothing. Wait. - What ?
2.4sBeat but... don't kick.
1.94sHold the kicks. Got it. Wait.
3.3s- What ? - Uh-- Um-- Uh--
0.33sWhat did Homey do, anyway ?
4.57sHe saved Mr. Burns's life !
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3.87sIn closing, gentle reader, I'd like to thank you.
2.7sWhat's that you say ? Me thanking you ?
1.93sNo, it's not a misprint.
2.5sFor you see, I enjoyed writing this book...
3.07sas much as you enjoyed reading it.
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