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1.94sYou know the kind of letters people write.
4.24s"Dear somebody you never heard of: "How is so-and-so ? Blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah-blah.
1.57sYours truly, some bozo."
1.7sBig loss.
2.67sNow, Bart, you keep an eye out for the mailman.
2.83sjust give me some kind of signal. Dad, the mailman's here.
2.8sThat's a good one. We'll use that. No, I mean the mailman's here !
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2.67sDear God ! Are you planning to water the mail ?
2.6sUh-- Uh, I guess it wouldn't do any good to run,
3s'cause you're a mail lady, and you know my name and address and everything, huh ?
2.84sThat's right. Well, I'm still gonna run !
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2.23sI want the whole world to hear the story...
3.07sof my harrowing struggle with hypohemia.
3.07sWell, sir, Mr. Roman is one of the finest ghostwriters in the business.