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3.32sIt was carved by Mesoamerican Indians over 3,000 years ago.
4.29sThis gruesome customer is Xtapalapaquetl, the god of war.
1.57sAwesome !
4.64sNo, Maggie, not Aztec. Olmec. "Ol-mec."
2.22sMarge, what does it do ? It doesn't do anything.
2.03sMarge, really, what does it do ?
2.35sWhatever it does, it's doing it now.
5.09sWell, I'll let you get acquainted with Senor Xtapalapaquetl. Ta !
0.22sDid you see their faces, Smithers ?
1.76sSir,
2.1syou're my god of generosity.
2.89sSave a guy's life, and what do you get ?
4.34sNothing ! Worse than nothing ! just a big scary rock !
2.13sHey, man, don't bad-mouth the head.
1.69sHomer, it's the thought that counts.
3.3sThe moral of this story is, "A good deed is its own reward."
3.7s- Hey, we got a reward. The head is cool !
- Well, then,
3.35sI guess the moral is, "No good deed goes unrewarded."
1.92sWait a minute !
3.84sIf I hadn't written that nasty letter, we wouldn't have gotten anything.