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0.39sMe, in the majors ?
2.17sThat's right.
2.77sWait a minute. Capital City has a mascot.
3.8sThe greatest mascot there is-- the Capital City Goofball.
2.23sYeah, but he's gettin' on in years...
2.93sand he needs someone to fill in for a couple innings a night.
1.99sCould be a big opportunity for ya.
0.31sI'll say !
4.04sWhy don't you talk it over with your family ? Because they might say no.
3sThis was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
3.59sI should've listened to the kids instead of my big, dumb wife.
3.45sI shouldn't have called her that. Bite my tongue-- Oww !
4.15sI can't leave Springfield. I was born here. I thought I would die here.
3.39sIt won't be so bad. You'll die someplace else.
2.67sWell, what am I supposed to do about friends ?
2.47sYou'll make new and better friends.
3.22sBut, Dad, we're simple people with simple values.
2.87sCapital City is too big and too complex.
3.05sEveryone in Springfield knows us and has forgiven us.