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1.62sOh, Barney.
1.73sCome on, Homer. We're dyin' of curiosity.
3.69sLook, there's only one thing worse than being a loser.
2.6sIt's being one of those guys who sits in a bar telling the story...
1.9sof how he became a loser.
2.4sI never want that to happen to me.
1.9sPlease, Homer ? Yeah, come on, Homer.
1.97sWell, okay.
3.89sIt all started on Nuclear Plant Employee, Spouses and No More Than Three Children Night...
1.93sdown at Springfield stadium.
2.4s
3.05sWell, I think we lost 'em.
5.06sHey, and we're at the ball park. All right ! Two birds with one stone !
1.7sOkay, everybody out !
3.1s
2.74sYou know, boy, some of the players you see tonight...
2.17smay make it to the big leagues one day.
2.94sWhat ? Aren't we gonna see any washed-up major leaguers ?