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1.73sUh-oh.
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2.03sThere he is !
2.22sI was graceful. I was witty.
2.2sBrother, I was something !
1.65sBut they didn't care.
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3sWhat is with these people ? Why are they sitting on their hands ?
0.25sMom, what's he doing wrong ?
2.85sI don't know.
3.32sIt was so quiet you could hear each individual smart-ass remark.
2.39sThis guy doesn't make me want to cheer.
3.37sGee, I really pity him, making a fool of himself in front of so many people.
3.77sThese cornball antics may play in the sticks, but this is Capital City.
3.49sThe only applause I got was for draggin' my carcass out of there.
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