1.73sCome on, Homer. We're dyin' of curiosity.
3.69sLook, there's only one thing worse than being a loser.
2.6sIt's being one of those guys who sits in a bar telling the story...
1.9sof how he became a loser.
2.4sI never want that to happen to me.
1.9sPlease, Homer ? Yeah, come on, Homer.
1.97sWell, okay.
3.89sIt all started on Nuclear Plant Employee, Spouses and No More Than Three Children Night...