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1.99sFor whistling at a white woman, go directly to jail.
2.13sMan, does anyone ever win at this game?
3.7sYou don't win. You just do a little better each time.
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2.59sOkay, everybody, time for paintball.
1.7sI forgot to pick up the paintball guns.
3.44sWell, we could use these. I brought them from the office.
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2.94sPeter, is it safe to be firing real guns at each other in the house?
3.2sAll right, all right, nobody fire at Lois. She's scared.
1.76sAll right, one, two, three, go!
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1.37sMissed, you ass.
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1.49sDamn it, Peter, that hurt.
0.68sRelax, Quagmire.
3.06sYou're doing better than Peter Weller from the opening scene of HohoCop.
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