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1.33sof the elevated hand slap.
1.97s- Hey, Stewie, high five. - Well, it's about time.
1.09s- Psych. - Damn!
2.7sI look even more foolish than when I was at that cocktail party.
3.09sAll right, you're gonna love this. So.... Hang on a sec.
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3.13sOkay, so these two black guys walk into a bar, and the bartender looks--
1.26sHey, what are you guys talking about?
2.03sI was just telling a joke.
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2.76sSo, the bartender looks around and says:
2.26s"What'll you two fine gentlemen have?"
4.37sAnd they paid their tab and couldn't have been more courteous.
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3.46sAll right, my first trip to a fast-food joint as a retarded guy.
2.3sExcuse me, pardon me, coming through. Special needs.
2.56sYeah, I'll have a.... Is this thing on?
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4.27sA ttention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.
1.16sGive me that.
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