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2.03sMy whole world has been turned upside down.
1.49sBlack is east, up is white.
4.13sYou know, Peter, I hate to say "I told you so" about not being a genius, but...
3.9syeah! In your ... face, ...!
1.16sI'm sorry about that.
3.63sI can't believe this is happening to me. I can never go back to school again.
1.4sOh, yes, Meg, yes.
2.3sYes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this.
2.87sYes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation.
3.53sNot your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces...
2.7sor that Felix Unger-ish way you clear your sinuses.
1.3sNo, no, no, it's this.
2.63sDo you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
1.97sPeter, you're still you.
1.99sNo piece of paper from the city is gonna tell me...
2.23syou're any different from the man I married.
1.76sAnd your life's not gonna change because of it.
0.97sWhat is that?
1.73sOh, my God, what are they doing?
2.87sWhy are they trying to publicly humiliate me like this?
2.66sI mean, what's the purpose.... Shiny red ball.