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2.43sthe Foundation will give you a $500r000 grant...
1.59sjust to sit around and do whatever you want.
3.77sWow! Imagine what a genius like me could do with all that money.
2.47sAll right, Cloris Leachman, I've bought you legally.
1.26sNow juggle these beanbags.
1.26sI don't know how to juggle--
1.59sGod help you, Cloris! Juggle the beanbags!
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2.49sYou may begin your exam now.
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1.63sMALE VOICE: A dog says....
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1.56sA cow says....
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1.33sOf course, of course.
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3.3sWell, here they are, Brian. My test results. Read them and weep.
2.06sPeter, according to this, you're not a genius.
1.99sIn fact, you're mentally retarded.
2.69sOh, yeah? Well, would a mentally retarded guy...
3.03shave hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to level half of his house...
2.26sin celebration of his fantastic test results?
0.97sMaybe.
0.97sUh-oh.
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