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1.56sMy dad's smarter than your dad.
3.87s- We have the same dad, idiot.
- Yeah, but mine's smarter.
1.23sWhat a feeling.
2.87sThis is even better than that time I met Timer the Cheese Guy.
3.03slhanlrer for a hunk of A slab or slice or chunk of
2.2sf hanlrer for a hunk of cheese
3.3sWhen your get-up-and-go has got up and went
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1.09sHowdy, pardner.
1.87sPardon me, sir. I live next door.
3.3sIt is 3:30 in the morning. I am very tired.
1.49sLook, a wagon wheel.
1.19sWhat the hell is your problem?
1.66sI just smoked a whole bunch of crack.
1.33sGood night, losers.
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1.7sWell, game night was a success.
2.87sPeter, you do know that all your questions were incredibly easy.
2.63sYeah, easy for me. Good night, morons.
2.59sYou ever stop and think, "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
1.43sNo, I just repress it.
2.83sAs that healthy?
What's the worst that could happen?
1.47sI'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
2.23sI'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor