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2.8sA parking ticket. I was gone five minutes.
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2.16sHow could this day get any worse?
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2.23sOh, my God.
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1.09sOh, no!
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3.09sI wish I could just close my eyes and make all this go away.
1.59sPeter, look out!
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1.09sHoly crap!
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1.02sOh, my God!
1.33sMr. Tucker, are you all right?
3.3sDo I look like I'm all right? My back is broken and my leg is twisted!
2.23sOh, my God! Your hooker's dead.
2.33sWell, she was already dead, but that doesn't excuse....
2.26sWait a minute. You're Peter Griffin, the retarded fellow.
0.05sYeah.
1.94sWell, then don't worry about it.
2.49sWait a minute. You mean you're not even gonna call the cops?
3.23sOh, my God. I could get away with anything.
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2.66s"And on the sixth day, God said:
2.9s"'Let the Earth bring forth the living creatures and-'"
1.4sBible fight!
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