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3.13sOkay, so these two black guys walk into a bar, and the bartender looks--
1.26sHey, what are you guys talking about?
2.03sI was just telling a joke.
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2.76sSo, the bartender looks around and says:
2.26s"What'll you two fine gentlemen have?"
4.37sAnd they paid their tab and couldn't have been more courteous.
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3.46sAll right, my first trip to a fast-food joint as a retarded guy.
2.3sExcuse me, pardon me, coming through. Special needs.
2.56sYeah, I'll have a.... Is this thing on?
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4.27sA ttention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.
1.16sGive me that.
4.2sSorry, folks. Oh, my God. Is that what my voice sounds like?
2.76sIt's all whiney and nasally.
1.8sYou know what? I'm just gonna get my own food.
0.2sPeter, get back here.
2.77sNo freaking way.
3.16sThe fryolator. I am so taking this.
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