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1.83sNow, let's just try to enjoy our meal.
2.23sI kind of get the helmet. But what's with the water wings?
1.33sWell, you did order the soup.
2.03sLike something could happen....
3.9sGet me out!
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2.26sThese water wings didn't help at all.
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1.83sThis is the worst day of my life.
2.59sNow, there are plenty of people who have had worse days.
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2.8sA parking ticket. I was gone five minutes.
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2.16sHow could this day get any worse?
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2.23sOh, my God.
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1.09sOh, no!
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3.09sI wish I could just close my eyes and make all this go away.
1.59sPeter, look out!
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1.09sHoly crap!
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1.02sOh, my God!
1.33sMr. Tucker, are you all right?
3.3sDo I look like I'm all right? My back is broken and my leg is twisted!
2.23sOh, my God! Your hooker's dead.
2.33sWell, she was already dead, but that doesn't excuse....