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2.09sListen, there's no toilet paper in the bathroom...
1.49sso, I'm just gonna....
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0.97sThere we go.
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2.63sOh, God. Hang on!
3.13sThe doctors still don't know how much longer she's gonna have to be here.
1.26sI feel horrible, Brian.
2.63sI put Lois in the hospital, and I lost the kids.
2.76sThis is turning out worse than Stewie's iPod commercial.
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2.33sPeter, you just need to show what a good father you are.
1.8sThen you can get the kids back from Cleveland.
1.83sWait a second, Brian. You're right.
3.63sAnd the best way to do that is to show what a terrible father Cleveland is.
2.99sThis plan is so perfect, it's retarded.
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1.56sGood evening. l'm Dan Rather.
2.43sAnd tonight on CBS News...
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