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3.22s(STUTTERS) What are you doing? What do you think I'm doing?
2.35sYou're stoolin'? What, you gotta do that in here?
2.13sWell, where else am I supposed to do it?
2.07sI can't just do it on the floor, can I?
3.3sYou'd be all like, "Ooh, who left "this coil of rope on the floor?"
2.2sIt comes out very ropey, is my point.
1.23sBut I gotta take a bath.
1.8sGo on, then. We're both men.
2.7sWell, all right, I guess.
4.14sThere you go! (HEARTY LAUGH) Look at that! What is...
2.8sWhoa! Solar eclipse. Blocking the sun.
4.97sDo not look directly at it. (LAUGHS) What the hell? What're you doin'?
1.8sI'm just making a comment.
3.99sNeed to know summat. Do you hear the word "morbidly" a lot?
1.97sThis is not fair. Okay. And again,
1.17sI'm gonna ask one more question,
1.1sand don't take this the wrong way,
1.7sbut have you actually got a penis?
1.03sYes.
1.1sWhere is it? Where is it?
1.4sIt's in there.
2.4sAre you sure? So it's like Mr. Snuffleupagus, is it?
1.23sAw, the hell with this.
2.07sLois, get the ruler, we're measuring again.
2.5sAnd this time, I decide where the base is.
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