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2.47sYeah. I mean, don't you have family back there?
2.25sI used to, but not anymore.
3.47sUm, the wife won't have me back. Threw me out, actually.
1.69sWell, maybe you should talk to her.
3.17sPeter, believe me. If she'd take me back, I'd go in a second.
3.64sBut she won't. So as much as I love her, moot point.
1.42sMoving on.
4.14s(CLEARS THROAT) Well, gotta go and drain the eel.
2.62sIt's electric. (LAUGHING) My penis.
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1.6sHey. Throw darts much?
4.75s(LAUGHING) Boy, I see what you're saying, Peter. Billy's annoying.
2.6sYeah, and PS, that guy doesn't throw darts much.
1.18sHe's new.
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2.89sPeter, I thought you said you were gonna ask Billy to leave.
1.9sHe's still sleeping on the couch out there.
3.3sI know, Lois, but I found out he's only here 'cause his wife kicked him out.
3.07sSo I figured out a way to kill two birds with one stone.
4.74sLike this. (CHIRPING) The key to that, Lois, is big rock, small birds.
3.47sOh, and I also figured out how to achieve two goals with one action.