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2.63sOur top story, a mishap in Quahog Harbor today.
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5.67sA ferry carrying a shipment of brand-new Mercedes-Benzes from Germany crashed and sank just a few miles off our coast.
4.9sThus far, the cars remain on the ocean floor as the Germans refuse to clean up the disaster.