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1.23sWhere are we?
3.3sFord's Theatre, April 14, 1865.
3.64sOh, Valentine's Day. How romantic.
2.07sUh, yeah, sure, you know me.
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4.3s(GUN FIRES) (CROWD GASPS) Oh, my God, the President's been shot.
1.97sIf you ask me, the President's the lucky one.
1.37sHow's that?
2.54sHe doesn't have to sit through the rest of the show.
1.03s(GUN FIRES)
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2.4sYes, I'd like to return this printer.
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1.55sMAN: The frame is crashing to the ground,
2.6snot quite to the mooring mast! Oh, the humanity!
2.24sAnd all the passengers screaming around here!
1.73sAnd just when you thought it couldn't get any worse,
2.13sthere's a dog having sex with a woman!
2.33sI know I said, "Oh, the humanity" before,
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