Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.3sCome have sex with me.
2.77sMy mother will make you farkshekoosh when we are done.
1sOkay.
0.75s
0.52s
1.43sWait!
0.8s
1.67sI have a time machine.
1.48sYou do?
3.05sYeah, you want to see it? Yes, I want to see it.
1.23sBetter luck next time, pal.
1.8sSome people got moves, others don't.
1.47sBeen that way forever.
1.99sYou. Me. Sex.
1.19s
1.48sHim legend.
0.67s
3.17s
1.03s
5.64s(SHUSHING) Why do you keep a sleeping baby in your time machine room?
2.57sI don't know, my decorator's terrible.
1.82s
1.08s(ELECTRICAL WHIRRING)
5.89s
1.59s
1.17s
3s
1.23sWhere are we?
3.3sFord's Theatre, April 14, 1865.
3.64sOh, Valentine's Day. How romantic.