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2.4sYes, I'd like to return this printer.
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1.55sMAN: The frame is crashing to the ground,
2.6snot quite to the mooring mast! Oh, the humanity!
2.24sAnd all the passengers screaming around here!
1.73sAnd just when you thought it couldn't get any worse,
2.13sthere's a dog having sex with a woman!
2.33sI know I said, "Oh, the humanity" before,
2.67sbut seriously, "Oh, the humanity" even more right now!
1.37sI mean, come on!
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2.78sSo that's what restaurants were like before desegregation.
2.08sIt was quiet. It was quiet.
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3.77sWow, Brian, you've had quite a string of female guests spend the night lately.
1.67sYeah, whatever you're doing, it's working.
2.04sYou should see the way I have to pick up chicks.
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2.67sHi. (GIGGLING)
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