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3.2sThe only way I believe I'm pretty is if strangers have sex with me.
2.94sWell, maybe I could help fill you up with self-confidence.
1.03sBrian.
1.83sHello there, sexy. Hey, do you mind?
1.33sWe were having a conversation.
3.64sMy house has 8,000 square feet, zero bookshelves.
2.17sWow, that's impressive.
1.9sI'm a writer, published twice.
3.77sI own a cinder block yard. Have over 12,000 cinder blocks.
2.94sIf you ever need cinder block, I can get you good price.
1.1sThank you.
1.97sI have a six-CD changer,
2.9sso you can pretty much fill the tray and create a world.
1.3sCome have sex with me.
2.77sMy mother will make you farkshekoosh when we are done.
1sOkay.
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1.43sWait!
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1.67sI have a time machine.
1.48sYou do?
3.05sYeah, you want to see it? Yes, I want to see it.
1.23sBetter luck next time, pal.
1.8sSome people got moves, others don't.
1.47sBeen that way forever.
1.99sYou. Me. Sex.
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1.48sHim legend.
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