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7.84s(CANNED LAUGHTER) Why is the food in your concession stand so old, Mr. Takei?
6.04sYou see, Amy, this used to be the most popular kabuki theater in the entire outskirts of town.
4.37sBut people stopped coming after they built that darned basketball arena.
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3.44sNow everybody likes basketball instead of kabuki.
2.9sIt's an insult to my Japanese heritage.
2.9sHow so? This is America, not Japan.
2.17sMaybe so. I'm not sure.
2.47sNow, how many tickets would you like for the show?
2.9sLike, none. But thanks for the yucky-tori.
1s(LAUGHS)
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3.19sAnother grave insult to my ancestry.
1.67s(CANNED LAUGHTER)
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