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1.73sI don't get it, Michelle.
2sThe last time I saw you, you were doing great.
3.6sYou had just dumped me and were well on your way to getting your life back on track.
1.2sWhy'd you freeze yourself?
3.7sOh, Fry, after you left things took a turn for the worse.
1.17sI got married.
1.5sI'm sorry.
2.74sHis name was Charles.
5.77sHe attended a law school so prestigious the basketball team was coached by Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
5.39sI put him through law school by working as a dog walker for antisocial dogs.
1.43sSorry.
4.52sBut soon after Charles graduated our marriage ran into difficulties.
3.29s
1.18sUh, sorry.
4.27sDesperately depressed I turned to the one thing that could lessen my pain--
1.63sa carnival.
6.57sUnfortunately, a corn dog bone got lodged in the control panel of the Spizzler and I had to ride it for eight hours.
1.5sSorry.
2.22sBut it did give me a chance to think.
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