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1.17sI got married.
1.5sI'm sorry.
2.74sHis name was Charles.
5.77sHe attended a law school so prestigious the basketball team was coached by Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
5.39sI put him through law school by working as a dog walker for antisocial dogs.
1.43sSorry.
4.52sBut soon after Charles graduated our marriage ran into difficulties.
3.29s
1.18sUh, sorry.
4.27sDesperately depressed I turned to the one thing that could lessen my pain--
1.63sa carnival.
6.57sUnfortunately, a corn dog bone got lodged in the control panel of the Spizzler and I had to ride it for eight hours.
1.5sSorry.
2.22sBut it did give me a chance to think.
1.4sI'm sorry.
2.64sAnd I remembered the last time I was truly happy.
1.33sWhen I was with you.
1.08sOh.
2.27sSo you froze yourself to come look for me?
1.7sNo, I did it to get a fresh start.