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4.9sYou were in Pauly Shore's tube and they were delivering it to his movie screening.
4.12sBut when they noticed that you weren't him, they chucked you in a ditch.
4.77sSo you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?
1.07sYou wish.
1.67sYou're in Los Angeles.
2.34sBut there was this gang of ten-year-olds with guns.
1.73sExactly. You're in L.A.
2.29sBut everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other.
0.9sThat's L.A. for you.
3.85sBut the air is green and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever.
2.6sHe just won't stop with the social commentary.
1.33sAnd the people are all phonies.
2.34sNo one reads. Everything has cilantro on it.
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1.43sMichelle, baby.
2.74sIt's not working out, Fry.
3.8s'Tis better to have loved and lost, n'est-ce pas?
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1.99sThat's it. I've had it with women.
2.84sFrom now on, I'm concentrating on my career.
1.52sCan I have my old job back?
2.34sWhy, I've forgotten why I even fired you.
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