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2.67sOh, you know--
2.64sWhat are we supposed to do for money?
2.52sAll I've got is my Frequent Taffy Eater's card...
1.38smy first mustache...
5.05sand this picture of me and my old girlfriend Michelle, and that ski instructor she was just friends with.
1.13sPardon me, brother.
2.6sCare to donate to the Anti-Mugging You fund?
0.75sOw!
1.13sWe don't need to beg, Bender.
1.92sFor God's sake, we're not veterans.
1.57sWell, what do you suggest?
2.89sA daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back?
2.24sThat's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
1.69sNo, we can get jobs.
1.89sBut we just had jobs.
2.67sFortunately, I still have our old career chips.
0.6sOur what?
1.18sCareer chips.
1.03sYou remember--
2.13sthey assign you the job you're best at.
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1.68sI tried to give you one and you ran away?
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0.73sIt's how we met?
1.77sAnd then what happened?
1.63sjust give me your hand.
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